‘He cried because the maid was on vacation and he had to wash his own sneakers’: Guys and gals recount the moment they realized they wouldn't marry their exes

Dating dos and don'ts are spoken about frequently—the crimson flags of folks unsuitable for you show themselves at some point or another. However, do people talk about marriage turn-offs? Are people even getting married anymore in this recession?

Either way, marriage is a pretty big deal. Besides all the paperwork, you're vowing to spend the rest of your life with someone and share in every experience together after you tie the knot. No pressure! JK. You'll probably want to know the worst thing your partner's capable of before you get a rock on your finger.

Whether they show you mommy will always be put before you or they leave the dishes in the sink for a MONTH while you're sick, this discussion gives a whole other meaning to the saying, "When you know, you know." Scroll below to join the discussion and share your own stories in the comments!

Dating horror stories are fruitful, but almost-marriage stories, when you probably shouldn't, are even more plentiful. Don't believe me? How about you scroll and read about a guy telling his girlfriend that pregnant stomachs are “disgusting”.
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"What did your partner do, that made you instantly realize you could never marry them?"

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